March 2012
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When quickly thinking about what I would say to describe myself I came up with the sentence “I poop a lot and I love chicken nuggets.”
* And then I realized women aren’t supposed to say the word “poop” ‘cause that’s a turn off and stuff, sowwy.
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Ask me things! →
Anything to keep me entertained while writing a paper on medieval philosophy!
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February 2012
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I sat on my phone by accident and it changed to vibrate mode. My ass has the ability to change settings. That’s powerful.
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The Monkees | Hey, Hey We’re The Monkees!
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How do you kindly tell someone that you think they’re a piece of shit?
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I’m an aggressive researcher and a sheepish writer.
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Can I wake up 2 years from now, please?
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A Fine Frenzy | Fever
How can you not want to...
I await the day that I experience excruciating heart ache. Then I’d know I actually felt something.
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