Love ya, Green! :)
1. Burn my palm on Monday.
2. Fall down three steps at the train station after work today. (Ankle is now in pain)
I just can’t win, and it’s only Tuesday.
I am a guru to all my male friends, they will all attest to this.
- I shop for them/ advise them on wardrobe
- Listen to everything about their everyday life.
- Help them with women in advice/what to say/ how to act
- If need be, lie to cover their asses.
I am a male consultant, my services are valuable.
That is all.