April 2011
“I’ll bring home the turkey, and you bring home the bacon.”
—Weezer (El Scorcho)
March 2011
you shall hence forth be known as Val-Holla!
Word.
Love ya, Green! :)
Where is my mind?
1. Burn my palm on Monday.
2. Fall down three steps at the train station after work today. (Ankle is now in pain)
I just can’t win, and it’s only Tuesday.
Listen
Brooks Benton | Fools Rush In
“Fools rush in, where wise men never go, but wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?”
I'm really considering Wing Woman-ing as a part-time job.
I am a guru to all my male friends, they will all attest to this.
- I shop for them/ advise them on wardrobe
- Listen to everything about their everyday life.
- Help them with women in advice/what to say/ how to act
- If need be, lie to cover their asses.
I am a male consultant, my services are valuable.
Les Os
The Unicorns
The Unicorns | Les Os
“I want to die today, and make love with you in my grave.”
My mom is hilarious.
That is all.
This Charming Man
Death Cab For Cutie
Death Cab For Cutie | This Charming Man (cover)
Listen
Pharrell ft. Jay Z | Frontin’
This song gets me every time.
