I really don’t think I’m bred for monogamy. I can’t commit.
“I was here before you met me, out in the city, the cold, cold city and I’ll be here once you’ve left me.”
So, I just landed in Chicago from Miami, haven’t slept in almost a day so the minute I get home I lay down for a nap. 20 minutes later I am awakened by a beeping sound which is coming from my carbon monoxide detector with a blinking red light which says it detects a lot of it and to move to fresh air. Slightly thereafter, I realize all the electricity not only my apartment, but my entire building has gone out. Now I wonder, did my carbon monoxide detector go off because of a power surge or was it genuinely because of the gas?
I’m exhausted, all I want to do is nap, now I’m just fearful that if it isn’t a false alarm I’ll be a goner. But I can’t seem to bring myself to stay awake for much longer. At least it will be peacefully in my sleep, right?
So in case that happens- love you all!
Can’t decide whether the scent of bacon makes me hungry or horny first.