- I want to shoot a gun. (not at animals, beer cans yes!)
- I want to ride in a pick up.
- I want to be in a small town.
- I just want to see grass and trees.
- Have home cooked meals.
- Drink Budweisers and Coors Lights.
- Walk down dirt roads.
Someone make this happen.
I went to a biology class in a college I do not attend.
Perhaps consider eradicating the phrase “suck my dick” as my number one comeback of choice to 98% of remarks.
Just a thought.
Sue me. But some of you are really awesome regardless of that!
“I wish you could find out who your soul mate was based on their penis. Like it was a key, when you fucked and it fit perfectly it would light up and you would just know.”
I am a genius, but you already knew that.
- Eryca: ...I had sex IN Chicago to the SONG Chicago.
- Me: Once i made out with a dude with a Cyndi Lauper tattoo with a banner that said time after time, while listening to time after time.
Means I was very drunk by 4:30/5pm and just woke up from a nap and feel not so hot.
Right on, day drinking.
Means its time to drink wine.
To my love life.
You will be replaced by countless hours of delving into wondrous texts of art, religion, number theory, and other assortments of whimsical topics. To be honest, you weren’t very satisfying anyway.
You will not be missed. See ya when I see ya.