Lil' Quirks
STEVE CARELL IS LEAVING THE OFFICE?!
Am I dumb for posting this, was I the last to know?
Regardless, -dead-
July 2010
June 2010
“If love’s got no border, why don’t you feel free to cross my state line, bring yourself to me.”
—Beulah; “Hey Brother”
“Something compels me to say, how often are you this way? If you’re this charming all the time I’ll be forced to tell you, darling, here’s a dime, go call you mine.”
—Of Montreal
“Can I stick my nose in between your bum?”
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These are all the keys to my heart.
1. “I’m looking to go from Loveless to ‘All Is Full of Love.’”
2. “I’m looking for a bear who’s into Grizzly Bear.”
3. “I’ve got four walls and adobe slats. So will you be my girl?”
4. “Will you be the Ben to my Zooey?”
5. “The ladies of Dirty Projectors got nothin’ on you.”
7. “Is your name Janelle? ‘Cuz I bet I can make you moan, eh?”
8. “If I were Pitchfork and you were an album, I’d give you a 9.7. (Sorry, baby. No one gets a perfect 10.)”
9. “I’m about to put on some Robyn ‘cuz I’d like to hear your body talk.”
10. “Who cares about Sleigh Bells? You’re all the Treats I need.”
11. “You know Flying Lotus is a band. But did you know it’s also a sex position?”
12. “ISO a girl who’s into S&M and Bible study — not everybody’s cup of tea.”
13. “Is that a Morning Bender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
14. “Hey there, Tight-ass Andronicus!”
15. “Let’s make love and listen to Death from Above.”
16. “Are you into Joanna Newsom? Because I’d like you to Have One on Me. And I’m not talking about drinks…”
17. “I’m not looking for anything serious — just a fling that’ll last about as long as chillwave.”
18. “Sexually confused of Montreal fan seeks same to explore bi-curious fantasies.”
19. “I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.”
20. “I’m just a Juliet looking for a Chromeo to call my own.”
21. “Let’s get XXX to The xx.”
22. “You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s celebrate our semi-ironic love of that one Bloodhound Gang song together, shall we?”
23. So, this is my room — or, as the ladies like to call it, the Passion Pit.”
24. “Antony? Meet my Johnson.”
25. “Hey, have you heard this Shins song? It’ll change your life.”
genius.
i got one
“want to hang out with my cat today?”
Good Life (Ft. T-Pain)
Kanye West
“It feel like Atlanta, it feel like LA, it feel like Miami, NY, summer time Chi, ay!”
Summer time Chi, it’s been a blast. See you soon, Miami.
Solitude is Bliss
Tame Impala
Tame Impala- Solitude is Bliss
AMAZING Aussie band, so good. Anyone in Chicago, they’re playing a show at SubT tomorrow night (I am unfortunately going to be in Miami by then), go check it out. Give them a listen, you won’t regret it!
